Jack the Landscaper or Stylist?

Roy's co-worker, John Castagna called this morning and said he really needed a haircut and said that I could probably use a weed-wacker to cut his hair. Since Jack knows I haven't done any haircutting in a while he took John literally.........

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
Mark Twain (1835-1910)